Phone Sex Princess Extraordinaire

I just finished writing my paper…

From the brilliant coed phone sex babe:

blah blah blah, the sociological implications of blah blah whatever, right? It’s for one of those classes where the TA is a self important douche bag who prefers babble to substance (Frued and penis in the same sentence is like automatic A), but it is still stressful!

Being done, though, means I get to blow off some steam tonight, which is the best thing ever.

Anyone who knows anything about the party scene on campus here KNOWS that Thursday night is the night to go out and get fucked up and party. No one throws shit on Friday because no one wants to deal with the high schoolers sneaking in to party and getting drunk b/c of the whole underage thing (good thing there is underage phone sex and age play phone sex with freaky girls like me, right?), so we all go out and do our thing usually.

Unfortunately, my thing, with beer in me, is an issue of turning into the drunk slut at the frat party. It only takes a few shots (naughty naughty freshman) and I am the one sucking the biggest cock around me. I could give you naughty coed phone sex that could make just about anyone blush!

Don’t get me wrong, I love to go out and gave a great fucking time (pun intended), but, with mid terms coming up here I will just be blowing off a little steam and having one or two. If you want to keep me company tonight pick up the phone and we will play hard- I KNOW I will be one horny phone sex slut, so we can play hard!

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